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Threats from Tony Slattery
My friend was not only rude to Tony Slattery, he received threats of physical violence:

Two years ago, Tony Slattery of recent 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire' and crap sitcom fame came to a Cambridge Footlights (comedy) show.
Afterwards, my chum Pete was standing at the bar, stating his opinion that Tony was a drug-addled washed-up failure. Unfortunately during this time Tony entered the room, took offense, and proceeded to tell Pete "my, friend, you have a voice that carries".
More sycophantic listeners managed to charm Tony out of his phone-number, which Pete then acquired.
About a week later, Pete's comedy sketch in the college bar culminating in a rant about Mr Slattery, giving out his phone no. and suggesting that a few well worded text messages might push him to another breakdown. However, someone held their phone up to the speaker for much of the performance, leaving Tony a lengthly answer-phone message.
The next day, Pete received an answer-phone message of his own:
"Hello Peter, have you ever picked up your teeth with broken fingers? It's not fun"
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 2:09, More)