b3ta.com user gpoulton
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for gpoulton:
Profile Info:

none

Recent front page messages:


none

Best answers to questions:

» Shit Stories

You can try this at home!
A friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend had a party piece where he'd pull down his pants, point his arse at his wife, squeeze the very end of a poo out, exclaim "HOW'D YA LIKE THAT, THEN?", and then suck it back in again.

It went horribly wrong at a particular gathering when he squeezed a tiny bit too hard and defiled the carpet.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 13:55, More)