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» Pure Ignorance

boss in france...
My boss took his missus on a romantic weekend to Paris.
Being the expert in romance that he is he took her to macdonalds for dinner.
feeling a little cock sure of himself (he took french as an option at school) he bowled upto the counter, said " je mapelle bigmac!"
to which the young girl, smirked and giggled, and calmly replied.

"ah, bonjour bigmac!"
(Thu 13th Jan 2005, 9:07, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

the tit of the cow.
upon a recent trip to Columbia a friend of mine had breakfast with some columbian lads he was stopping with in a hostel. when present with the "full columbian" he preceded to tuck in. he got to a white sausage shaped object. when he enquired about what it was he was told it was "UBRE" slicing a piece off then chewing on it for the next 5 minutes he asked what "ubre" was, one lad with the biggest grin on his face, replied "...it is, how you say, the Tit of the cow!"
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 10:00, More)