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I'm well cool me.
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I'm well cool me.
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» Pure Ignorance
Me today.
We were discussing how my new hat looks good as a compliment to a variety of ensembles.
"It's like a multi-purpose hat!" I decreed.
There was then a pause in coversation, which I decided to fill with:
"I don't wank in it."
Smooth.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 23:15, More)
Me today.
We were discussing how my new hat looks good as a compliment to a variety of ensembles.
"It's like a multi-purpose hat!" I decreed.
There was then a pause in coversation, which I decided to fill with:
"I don't wank in it."
Smooth.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 23:15, More)
» I'm an expert
I've been an ex-pert since my boobs started to sag.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)
I've been an ex-pert since my boobs started to sag.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 14:53, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Somewhere between Leeds and Hebden Bridge, there is some disused land where there was once a petrol station.
Someone has obviously got pissed, forgotten that the 24 hour mini mart is no longer there, walked down there, and got annoyed to discover it gone.
So, in 4 foot high letters, they've written:
"BUILD ME A SHOP!"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 13:49, More)
Somewhere between Leeds and Hebden Bridge, there is some disused land where there was once a petrol station.
Someone has obviously got pissed, forgotten that the 24 hour mini mart is no longer there, walked down there, and got annoyed to discover it gone.
So, in 4 foot high letters, they've written:
"BUILD ME A SHOP!"
(Fri 4th May 2007, 13:49, More)
» Not Losing Your Virginity
I had to go for a walk to the shop and buy a paper while she found the right opening in the mirror.
(Mon 30th Oct 2006, 23:26, More)
I had to go for a walk to the shop and buy a paper while she found the right opening in the mirror.
(Mon 30th Oct 2006, 23:26, More)