» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

you what?
A friend of mine called my house wanting to speak to me, my dad answered. Now not only do me and dad look alike we sound alike.
The conversation went a little like this:
phone rings, dad picks it up says "hello", friend goes "aright phil you cunt"
dad replies, "yes he is, but this is his dad, i'll put him on"
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 13:14, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Not what i said, but what i did.
I used to have a little green mini cooper.
I was on my way to uni in it one wet november morning, and seeing a large puddle next to a bus stop full of people I decided to drive through it, soaking everyone.
The problem was the puddle was deeper than i thought and the water got into the engine, about 50 yards further on and in full view of the now drenched bus stop the car completley stopped.
needless to say i locked all the doors and managed to get it started again before anyone could drag me out and give me the smacking i so thouroughly deserved

Another quick one.
When i was younger my dad said to me "show a little more respect towards me and your mum. We've had to go without because of having you"
As quick as you like i responded with,
"no dad,its because you couldn't go with out that you had me"
(Fri 23rd Apr 2004, 13:17, More)