» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Good Lord I'm too Honest...
I was intimate with a female friend of mine named Tasha. She's this very hot strawberry blonde with great charisma and intelligence to boot. Anyhoo, one night after getting pissed she ended up in bed with this other fellow, poor thing, fell asleep before he could catch any of the "action" but he did get some blowjobs in.

Now, I knew Tasha had many men pining for her and had made it with her very hot boyfriend many times (who knows nought about that night)...

But the day after, we cleaned up and sat around watching TV when Tasha's parents came home and being very cool parents, they sat down with us and talked about how Tasha was getting a novelty license plate and how they thought it would be great if it said "IMVIRGIN."

Walking off to the kitchen with Justin for some brunch, I joked "I didn't know her parents were blatant liars. They should have been here when Tasha was giving you head. She bragged about how far she could fit you, ya know."

I turned around and Tasha's mother was standing there with her jaw wide-open. As Tasha's father came into the kitchen, having heard what I said as well, he took one look at his wife and remarked at her gaping mouth: "Now we know it's hereditary."

After chuckling for a bit, he looked at Justin and said: "I'd run if I were you."

He gave me no instructions, seeing as how I was very intent on my task of chewing breakfast pastry, it being harder now that I had both my feet, my legs, and some of my arse in my mouth.
(Wed 21st Apr 2004, 19:57, More)