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Please look at my website:

It tells you how to take bits of paper and fold them up so they look like animals and stuff.

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» Stuff You've Overheard

on a bus
son: "mummy, can i look in the box? can i look in the box, please?"
mother: "no"
son: "aww, why not?"
mother: "because he's gone to heaven"
(Wed 9th Jun 2004, 23:33, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

tracy emin
and all her 'works' which are only outdone on ugliness and pointlessness by herself.
(Wed 28th Sep 2005, 18:29, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Very petty, but amusing
I did volunteer work with a charity that provides activities for special needs youngsters, and we were out on holiday in the new forest for a few days.
In the cabin we all stayed in there was a CD player, and everyone had brought their tasteless pop compilation CDs with them. Needless to say I got rather fed up of the shite music (things along the lines of the Cartoons - *shudder*) and all the special people dancing and running around like nutters.
Anyway, I discovered Radiohead's pyramid song lurking on one of the compilations, and discreetly set it to play on repeat. It took amusingly long for any of them to realise what had happened, and for a good few minutes they all carried on jumping around, but somewhat slower than before. It was as if I'd discovered a speed/hyperactivity control for special people!
(Sun 8th May 2005, 15:56, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Unexpected Sinatra
At my paternal grandma's cremation we were treated to "I did it my way" loudly through the speakers for a couple of minutes before they realised that that musical request was for the slot at the same time the day before, and that my gran had actually requested silence.
We found it rather amusing actually, mainly because it's such a cheesy song.
(Sun 14th May 2006, 17:42, More)

» Birthdays

my 16th was the best
i was on holiday on the kenyan coast with my family, and on that day we took a trip out to a reef island where we snorkelled.
and swimming off a coral reef in tropical waters has to be one of the most incredible experiences out there.

also i got to go skuba diving for a while as well, and swam just a couple of feet above one of those amazingly deadly and beautiful lion fishes, which was rather cool.

the rest of the day was spent in the 'usual' manner: relaxing on the beach, eating mango, etc etc.

i think it'll be many a year before that birthday is beaten.
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 11:34, More)
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