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» Now, there was no need for that...
A bit hypocritical but ...
Don't you hate it when people use these QOTW's to post stupid bandwagons such as the ice cream van.
Frankly it's boring and not funny in the slightest (Don't get me started on the length "jokes")
I don't often post but like to view and these posts are rubbish.
/Rant over
[mod edit: we're hunting them down. They are just tedious bollocks. As are the length jokes. If I get any drunker, I'm editing the lot of them out :)]
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 20:33, More)
A bit hypocritical but ...
Don't you hate it when people use these QOTW's to post stupid bandwagons such as the ice cream van.
Frankly it's boring and not funny in the slightest (Don't get me started on the length "jokes")
I don't often post but like to view and these posts are rubbish.
/Rant over
[mod edit: we're hunting them down. They are just tedious bollocks. As are the length jokes. If I get any drunker, I'm editing the lot of them out :)]
(Sun 19th Jun 2005, 20:33, More)
» Professions I Hate
People who post shit joke on the QOTW
Just fuck off no one cares about your literary abortion which is your attempt at a joke
(Fri 28th May 2010, 19:55, More)
People who post shit joke on the QOTW
Just fuck off no one cares about your literary abortion which is your attempt at a joke
(Fri 28th May 2010, 19:55, More)
» Stupid Tourists
F***ing Americans
Heard one today in my town saying:
"I can't believe the English are still going on about that terrorist attack on Thursday"
GRR
We had to stay quiet over 9/11 for years otherwise Americans would berate you!
I absolutely HATE (And I mean that in the strongest possible terms) Americans and everything they do and believe. (They stole most of it from the English anyway)
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 19:11, More)
F***ing Americans
Heard one today in my town saying:
"I can't believe the English are still going on about that terrorist attack on Thursday"
GRR
We had to stay quiet over 9/11 for years otherwise Americans would berate you!
I absolutely HATE (And I mean that in the strongest possible terms) Americans and everything they do and believe. (They stole most of it from the English anyway)
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 19:11, More)
» Awesome Sickies
Diarea
Can't spell it but I've "had" it several times a year and each time make it seem like rectal cancer
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 7:52, More)
Diarea
Can't spell it but I've "had" it several times a year and each time make it seem like rectal cancer
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 7:52, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Rydens school of freaks
Mr Nand - Supposedly a maths teacher who couldn't teach anything. Some kid threw a textbook at him and he couldn't do anything about it because he had no control over anyone. You had to shout loudest to get "help" which would just be him getting something wrong. Also admitted he was a fan of the Cheeky girls.
Mrs Wescombe - An ex-hippy who said she used to go around with no shoes on wearing flowers and sometimes still does. Her most classic lines include her being semi-rascist calling my friend Shakul, Abu. And calling the whole class "Wanky" for not doing work.
Mr Rocke - A pervert who drops pens to look up girls skirts.
A wonderful place to be :/
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 20:02, More)
Rydens school of freaks
Mr Nand - Supposedly a maths teacher who couldn't teach anything. Some kid threw a textbook at him and he couldn't do anything about it because he had no control over anyone. You had to shout loudest to get "help" which would just be him getting something wrong. Also admitted he was a fan of the Cheeky girls.
Mrs Wescombe - An ex-hippy who said she used to go around with no shoes on wearing flowers and sometimes still does. Her most classic lines include her being semi-rascist calling my friend Shakul, Abu. And calling the whole class "Wanky" for not doing work.
Mr Rocke - A pervert who drops pens to look up girls skirts.
A wonderful place to be :/
(Thu 10th Nov 2005, 20:02, More)