» Mugged

almost, by gyppo's
vaguely remember in faliraki what appeared to be a family of skanky gyppo's walking around most nights..

Was wobbling back one morning when one of the horrendous skanks put a hand in my pocket and tried to take out my phone/other contents! I grabbed um by the wrist shouted 'GET THE FUCK OFF NOW' a few times, which then led to some repeated foreign equivalent of "ok, ok, ok" so i let go and they promptly legged it

booze rules :D



(i have a big willy but rarely get to use it)
(Wed 21st Jun 2006, 1:57, More)

» Oldies vs Computers

been working for a newpaper for about 5yrs..
had to fix an digicam card reader because the forceful & regular wrong insertion of cards had bent all the pins inside

mangled floppy disks being pulled out of zip drives

someone still doesnt know how to use a flatbed scanner after 4 years

'boss' (use that in the loosest term as he does fuck all) regularly drags stuff into other folders - 1 example being the weeks property section disappearing for about 3hrs until someone noticed the drag & the whole "A" section of ads going missing where he'd dragged, but then clicked cancel before anything else moved.

oh, and stretching some stupid unfunny 10x10px picture you got from a collegue to a 1280x1024 desktop looks shit, stop it.

christ, these people are annoying!

i'll stop before i get all worked up again :oP

edit; re. some comments about the QOTW - i have no problem with people who are crap with computers, but if u are - dont take a job that completely revolves around the fact you need to know how to use them well :)

thankyouplease
(Tue 26th Sep 2006, 1:02, More)