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» How I Skive Off Work

surf 'n' skive
This has worked for four years. I’m sure I must have read every page of t’internet by now.
Every one in the office can see my screen.
So I always have Outlook open with the preview pain at the bottom. I then minimize my web browser to fit into the preview pain. To make it look convincing I get rid of view standard buttons & pay resto, it looks like I am reading my emails. The fools!!!
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 12:19, More)

» How I Skive Off Work

e-book skive
Download the classic of your choice from Project Guttenburg, paste it into word or a new email & pretend you are writing a letter or somthing, while actually reading an improving book.
just finished Code of the Woosters.
Tinkerty Tonk
(Thu 28th Apr 2005, 12:40, More)

» Scars with history

Arse cheek
Got out of the shower all clean & not covered in blood. Slipped, landed on the tiled corner of the shower & ended up with a 4 inch scar on my right arse cheek. Got back in the shower & waited for the bleeding to stop. Who needs stitches?

Also got bit on the nose by a Staffs Bull Terrier while in the pub. Now have a small chunk of nostril missing.

& when I was a baby I got a scar in the shape of lightening on my forehe..blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 10:57, More)