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Perpetual Student. Likes pies, Brian Blessed and Mr T.

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Out mountain biking with a few mates, got a bit lost and cut across the edge of a livestock field. Angry red faced farmer comes steaming across in his tractor, "If I had a penny for every one of you b*****ds that come tramplin' across my field I'd be a millionaire!".

Without thinking I said, "Cool! you wouldn't need to sponge so much subsidy that way..." Farmer explodes in a cloud of expletives...
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 12:31, More)