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» That's when I knew it was over...

I knew it was all over when
my (ex) fiance screamed "THIS BUTTER WILL NEVER LAST UNTIL CHRISTMAS!" and furiously hurled a tub of merrigold across the kitchen.
In October.
But it was clearly doomed to failure when I pissed her mum's bed and tried to blame it on the dog.
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 12:13, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

I knew it was all over when
the vast multitude of galaxies exhausted their gas supply for forming new stars, and old stars eventually burnt out, leaving only dust and dead stars. The universe became quite dark and, as the temperature of the universe approached absolute zero, quite cold.

Or something along those lines.
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 12:40, More)

» That's when I knew it was over...

It should have been over when
at a 10 o'clock interview for a job in a 4-11 year old's playgroup I was taken to one side by the boss, who asked "Have you had a drink this morning?".
They still gave me the job.
(Wed 27th Jul 2005, 12:21, More)

» Old stuff I still know

I can
still get it up, just about, with the correct stimuli.
Especially anything by Cyriak.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 20:22, More)

» Shoddy Presents

Mad old cat lady
across the street keeps giving me and my dad kinky presents. My last festive card portrayed a bear interested in giving me an Austratlian kiss: "like a french kiss but down under", and my dad got an illustrated Karma Sutra calender.
Niiiiiiiice.
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 17:20, More)
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