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» Shit Stories
Byebye pizza!
Stumbling home from a club, pizza box in hand looking forwards to tasty goodness, the thought occured to me of "ooh. need to shit" (pronounced 'ffffrrrrrp'), so off i bimble to the small bit of woods i see by the side of the road.
AAAH AMBUSH!! A stream leaped out and surprised me.
The final picture - me, lying on my side, water up to my belly button, pants filled with guinnessy nugget of crappiness due to the surprising guerrilla tactics patches of water have adopted, folornly watching my much anticipated pizza float away into the darkness.
Very unhappy walking home. (stinking of shit and squelching)
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:55, More)
Byebye pizza!
Stumbling home from a club, pizza box in hand looking forwards to tasty goodness, the thought occured to me of "ooh. need to shit" (pronounced 'ffffrrrrrp'), so off i bimble to the small bit of woods i see by the side of the road.
AAAH AMBUSH!! A stream leaped out and surprised me.
The final picture - me, lying on my side, water up to my belly button, pants filled with guinnessy nugget of crappiness due to the surprising guerrilla tactics patches of water have adopted, folornly watching my much anticipated pizza float away into the darkness.
Very unhappy walking home. (stinking of shit and squelching)
(Thu 6th May 2004, 20:55, More)