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Hello there!
Good morning / afternoon / evening* to everyone who feels like reading this meaningless twaddle.

I am David, 23, Hastings. It's an unusual name, but you get used to it.

E-mail-y sort of stuff: s_d_green at btinternet dot com - no spam please.

I am Gonorrhea. Love me.
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Also, alas...

You are Windows 95.  You look better than your older brother, but your communication skills are still lacking.  You start well, but often zone out.
Which OS are You?

More test results as soon as I can be arsed to take them.

This is my latest post for the board...

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The following was my first ever photoshop image. I haven't made any since, cos I'm a bit crap... and if you can't quite work it out...

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... it's a Band-Wagon!

I took an online personality test with these results:

Borderline:Very High
Avoidant:Very High
Dependent:Very High

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

I'm sort of semi-virtuous apparantly as well:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent me to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

More online test-y kind of stuff...

You are .inf You are informative.  When you are gone you make life very difficult for others.
Which File Extension are You?

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding over the tundra, swinging a burning branch, cometh Mollusk! And he gives an ominous grunt:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond mortal comprehension!!"

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you a girl, or a guy ?

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I should probably stop doing these things! But I won't. So here's another one:

what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!

On a political note,
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Back to those webby things:



207 votes
Rate me!

Just don't be too harsh!

Another test thing...

Which ABBA member are you ?

This pointless quiz was made by TMO

You Are Not Scary

Not Scary!

Everyone loves you. Isn't that sweet?

How scary are you?

* = delete as appropriate

Oh, and if you're looking for great things, go look in the mirror.

Recent front page messages:


Best answers to questions:

» I was drunk when I bought this

Bought while drunk: 2 durex
.. from a vending machine. Under the severe delusion that I might get a chance to use them. That was 3 years ago. They've been thrown out now 'cos they got past the best before..... *sigh*
(Thu 9th Jun 2005, 13:48, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

22 years old...
... and there is no way I can honestly answer this question.

'Nuff said....

Hello? Ladies?! Is anyone out there?
(Thu 10th Mar 2005, 19:27, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Enola Gay, by OMD transports me back to when I was at Uni at Greenwich. More specifically, it transports me to walking down Eltham High Street after dark.

One problem.

At this point, I hadn't realised my love for 80s music and therefore had not actually heard the song at that point.

Hmmm.... odd?
(Fri 25th Mar 2005, 17:56, More)

» Claims to Fame

* I have walked smack-bang into Sir Desmond Lynam while walking out of a newsagent's in Hove.

* Mike Rutherford thought I was a girl once and tried to kiss me.

* Jordan (Katie Price) went to my school. At least she was leaving as I was starting.

* I served a whole bunch of page3 girls once without a) noticing or b) caring.

* I've also served Mark Little (who used to play Joe Mangle in Neighbours)

- David
(Sun 27th Feb 2005, 17:08, More)

» Little things that turn you on

It's shallow
.. but a pretty girl is always nice. Even better if they don't take one look and run away. Also, if they don't use the phrases "You're too nice" or "F*** right off you freak."

(Sun 20th Feb 2005, 17:31, More)
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