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» The last thing that made me cry

Everytime I read 'Rainbow Bridge'
'Rainbow Bridge' is a poem dedicated to animals that we love and lost. Read it and cry ;(

Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable.

All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor. Those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind.
They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. His eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster.

You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face; your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life but never absent from your heart.

Then you cross Rainbow Bridge together....
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 18:39, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

tenting
We were both 13 and it was in a tent in Warrington. He's now married and claims not to be gay - yes :)
(Sat 5th Mar 2005, 19:47, More)

» Shit Stories

Posh Wedding
I went to a rather Posh do and throughout the whole church services I was dying for a crap. It was really painful and I couldn't wait for a dump.
Anyway, we leave the church and off to the brides house a few minutes walk away. I make my excuses as we arrive and go to the little boys room.
God was it a great shit. The bloody length on it - how I came out in one piece I don't know.
And would it flush, NO. I flush 3 times and it would go.
So I decided I couldn't leave it there as everyone know I'd gone up. So all there was left to do was to grab a load of toilet paper, grab the offending sausage and throw it out of the window. Not a nice job (no punn )but it had to be done.
So off I go downstairs, feeling much lighter. I see that most of the guests that arrived were in the newly built conservatory - and I was meet with deadly silence and a few grins. One of my mates was nearly crying trying to hold in his giggles.
Brides father looks up - and there on the glass roof of the conservatory is the biggest, longest dump you've ever seen.
I've not been round since :)
(Fri 7th May 2004, 10:41, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Picking a scab
I LOVE picking scabs and tasting my own cum :)
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 0:10, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Holly Johnson
Holly Johnson's 'Love Train'. I loved wanking to that song. No one else knows that, 'til now.
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 0:16, More)
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