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Shit in Barnsley 2
Another crapping tale from Barnsley involves a piss head friend that whilst living with his parents, aged 17, decided coming in from the pub that he couldn't make it to the upstairs bathroom to drop the turd. Drunk reason caused him to drop his pants half way up the stairs and start the job, a moment of sobriety brought him round enough to enable him, kecks and pants round ankles, to waddle up the rest of the stairs before doing the dead. He reached for the light cord in the bathroom whilst waddling but sadly missed it, tumbling over and cracking his head on the sink. He came round, in a heap on the floor having shat himself with the shock, his dad standing over him. Quality.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:44, More)
Shit in Barnsley 2
Another crapping tale from Barnsley involves a piss head friend that whilst living with his parents, aged 17, decided coming in from the pub that he couldn't make it to the upstairs bathroom to drop the turd. Drunk reason caused him to drop his pants half way up the stairs and start the job, a moment of sobriety brought him round enough to enable him, kecks and pants round ankles, to waddle up the rest of the stairs before doing the dead. He reached for the light cord in the bathroom whilst waddling but sadly missed it, tumbling over and cracking his head on the sink. He came round, in a heap on the floor having shat himself with the shock, his dad standing over him. Quality.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:44, More)
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Shit
A friend of mine in Barnsley explained that it is regarded that you have never trully been pissed until you have shat yourself whilst drunk. In the early 1980's whilst out on the town in Barnsley, wearing skin tight snow washed jeans and a jumper tucked into them and extremely drunk, he tripped over. The trip caused him to evacuate his arse with such force that the shit shot up the back of his jumper to escape through the only vacant exit, up the back of his neck. Nice!
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:32, More)
Shit
A friend of mine in Barnsley explained that it is regarded that you have never trully been pissed until you have shat yourself whilst drunk. In the early 1980's whilst out on the town in Barnsley, wearing skin tight snow washed jeans and a jumper tucked into them and extremely drunk, he tripped over. The trip caused him to evacuate his arse with such force that the shit shot up the back of his jumper to escape through the only vacant exit, up the back of his neck. Nice!
(Fri 7th May 2004, 16:32, More)