» Accidental innuendo

My mother is queen of innuendo
But first an appetiser:

Fit female housemate at Uni is lying face down on the sofa watching tele, idly playing with one of the rings on her fingers. She drops a ring down the back of the sofa as I walk into the living room and, still face down with arse towards me, she arches my way and says "can you see my ring?"

My mother's pride:

At dinner with new daughter-in-law to be, during the BSE crisis, my mum is discussing the fact that it's difficult to get meat products in the South East. As twin brother and daughter-in-law to be lived oop north at the time, my mother is intrigued about whether they are having the same problem, so she says "Holly, are you having problems getting meat up your end?"
(Sat 14th Jun 2008, 14:48, More)