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Many moons ago, it was my mates (Steves) birthday - and after many celebratory drinks decided to head back to his moms flat. On way he became desperate for a dump, mere steps away from the front door to the flats he decided it was too late and headed to the nearest convenient object which was a stupidly unlocked car. Morriss pulled open the door and layed the mother of all turds on the passenger seat - to this day I don't know who owned the car but i bet they never forgot to lock it again.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 21:39, More)