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» Out of my depth
I was 14
and somehow a 18 year old girl I knew liked me. One day she was bored and wanted to take my virginity I was so vigoriously protecting.
That alone should be enough ,but in her infinite wisdom decided to call one of her girlfriends to join her in her quest.
Needless to say I have never been so scared in my life. Nothing happened ofcourse as I was as limp as a deflated balloon.
I wonder what those 2 are doing now?
/starts looking up phonenumbers.
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 11:15, More)
I was 14
and somehow a 18 year old girl I knew liked me. One day she was bored and wanted to take my virginity I was so vigoriously protecting.
That alone should be enough ,but in her infinite wisdom decided to call one of her girlfriends to join her in her quest.
Needless to say I have never been so scared in my life. Nothing happened ofcourse as I was as limp as a deflated balloon.
I wonder what those 2 are doing now?
/starts looking up phonenumbers.
(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 11:15, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
1984
Reading the last 2 chapters of 1984 at 2 in the morning. The ending is the saddest thing I have ever read , and it made my cry for half an hour.
(Sun 17th Apr 2005, 22:27, More)
1984
Reading the last 2 chapters of 1984 at 2 in the morning. The ending is the saddest thing I have ever read , and it made my cry for half an hour.
(Sun 17th Apr 2005, 22:27, More)
» Lost...
A bit off topic but hey
I was once with this lovely girl , and she had a bracelet from her dead mother that she ADORED. She had never taken it off in like 10 years.
Well one day we are in bed and then she says: "Where is my bracelet?" . Sure enough it was not on her hand.
I fucking almost panicked ( ok I paniced) , expecting a river of tears , cries,screams etc. . So I stand up nakkid ( it was our first time sleeping over hokay? ) and stand bending over to look under the furniture.
After 5 minutes of frantic , and I mean FRANTIC , searching I realise that she hasn't even come out of bed.
I ask what is wrong , to which she replies , that loosing it was worth it just for the sight of me running around nakkid bending over anything over 1meter tall.Then she laffed for a couple of hours. And I sexed her for a couple of hours.
We where together for a couple of months. I think she loved me. I broke her heart with a sledgehammer.
SORRY PAT!
(Tue 7th Dec 2004, 11:10, More)
A bit off topic but hey
I was once with this lovely girl , and she had a bracelet from her dead mother that she ADORED. She had never taken it off in like 10 years.
Well one day we are in bed and then she says: "Where is my bracelet?" . Sure enough it was not on her hand.
I fucking almost panicked ( ok I paniced) , expecting a river of tears , cries,screams etc. . So I stand up nakkid ( it was our first time sleeping over hokay? ) and stand bending over to look under the furniture.
After 5 minutes of frantic , and I mean FRANTIC , searching I realise that she hasn't even come out of bed.
I ask what is wrong , to which she replies , that loosing it was worth it just for the sight of me running around nakkid bending over anything over 1meter tall.Then she laffed for a couple of hours. And I sexed her for a couple of hours.
We where together for a couple of months. I think she loved me. I broke her heart with a sledgehammer.
SORRY PAT!
(Tue 7th Dec 2004, 11:10, More)
» Near Death Experiences
You know all these..
... b-movies , where the hero is hanging at the edge of a cliff hanging on to a root or something similar?
Well guess what , that shit actually happens in real life.
And to add a more ironic twist to it , the waterfall where this happened is called "Tourist Killer". You got to love the locals.
(Mon 29th Nov 2004, 20:35, More)
You know all these..
... b-movies , where the hero is hanging at the edge of a cliff hanging on to a root or something similar?
Well guess what , that shit actually happens in real life.
And to add a more ironic twist to it , the waterfall where this happened is called "Tourist Killer". You got to love the locals.
(Mon 29th Nov 2004, 20:35, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
Voyager porn movies.
Lots of them. I wish I was joking.
/beware of camping.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 13:57, More)
Voyager porn movies.
Lots of them. I wish I was joking.
/beware of camping.
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 13:57, More)