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» Best Films Ever

Space is the Place
Anybody else seen this film? It was made in the 70s by a jazz pianist called Sun Ra, who though he was some sort of alien angel prophet from Saturn. This is him: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SsBtfuSDxw
The film is a perfect mix of blaxploitation, sci-fi and space muzak. At the beginning of the film, he decides that he needs to transport black people off planet earth where they can prosper without whitey holding them down. But he's going to transport them through free jazz. And he's also having a battle with some sort of other alien God type chap, he blows up a nightclub in the 40s by playing crazy piano, and then plays cards in the desert, and then lands in the 70s and all sorts of shennanigans happen. He ends up getting kidnapped by some evil white guys from NASA, who tie him to a chair and force him to listen to marching music.But he's rescued by the urban youth, who make sure he arrives at his space concert just in time, and throw themselves infront of him when the NASA guys try to shoot him. Then he ressurrects them and sends them to his glasses shaped spaceship, and they fly off and the world explodes.

Best shit I've ever seen.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 16:51, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Theres a bloke in my maths class
who's apparently top of the year in maths, after my smart-arse self. We happen to be in England.

I was having a conversation with him.

"I've just been on holiday to scotland", says I.

What is his reply? "What the fuck? How did you get into Scotland?! You haven't got a passport!"
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 23:55, More)