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» Irrational Hatred

Begging the question...
...is NOT "asking the question".
(Sat 2nd Apr 2011, 7:24, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

There's a Chinese guy I know whose name is Hui Ding.

They call him "The Gardener".
(Fri 19th May 2006, 8:24, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

Dirty Old Bastard
We called him "Moan" cos he was a moaning old cunt; taught woodwork. Full on paedo.

Country boarding school: he'd tuck the Year 7s' shirts in if they were hanging out, would look for your name tag down the back of your pants if you were new, would rub your legs through the blankets when sitting on your bed.

He'd use 4 drawing pins to post signs on the notice board.

He's dead now so I can slag him off. The prick.
(Tue 15th Nov 2005, 5:13, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

I had AUD16,000 in cash after selling my car. Scared me shitless.

I have banked a cheque for AUD200 million but unfortunately not into my own account.
(Mon 26th Jun 2006, 7:48, More)

» Urban Legends

When I was 10...
...Kathy Bruce told me that Elton John and Olivia Newton-John were brother and sister. Stupid bitch.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 22:26, More)
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