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Old, knackered, crippled, tired, depressed, really pissed off with work. Other than that, I'm having a wonderful time!

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» God

Jehova Witnesses
They don't often knock on my door, but when they do, I tend to tell them where to get off and leave it at that.

Well anyway, one time one of them was in a wheelchair. I have no predujice against the disabled, hell I am one, so I wasn't gonna pander to them and told them as usual to gtfo!

Well, afterwards I went up to my bedroom just in time to witness (pardon the pune) the abled one trying to turn the wheelchair user around to get out of my garden on my very narrow path, with my muddy garden seriously hindering them.

I am not ashamed to say, I was laughing myself silly over this, silly cunts.

Oh yeah, I'm totally going to hell!
(Sat 21st Mar 2009, 19:40, More)

» Puns

Stupid pun alert!
Saw a fat Spiderman stuffed figure in one of those awful discount stores and remarked to a friend 'who ate all the pies' which was immediately replaced by 'who ate all the flies'

I regretted it the moment the words came out of my gob, but it won't be the last time, I'm sure.

Fucks sakes...
(Tue 10th Mar 2009, 21:53, More)