» Pure Ignorance

moons.
Many moons ago when at school doing my GCSE's I was in a science class learning all about lunar cycles. The teacher was telling us about how every month we get a new moon. One of the more bimboafied members of the class puts her hand in the air, beaming with pride at having thought of a question, and says "but Sir, where do all the old moons go?".

this is the same girl who actually said "well i think the fox enjoys the chase" and "Mummy and i don't like the killing, we look away when it happens"

Funnily enough i think shes a model now. Big suprise.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 9:12, More)

» Lost...

Lost and found
At one of the many cool free summer things going on in summer cardiff, on a bit of a gin fueled rampage, managed to lose my wallet again. However an upstanding member of the community found the wallet and handed it into the police, money, bank cards and illegal substances included. Two monthjs later the old bill are on my door arresting me! only a caution, but still!
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 8:54, More)

» My Worst Date

dates
met/pulled a guy in a club hammered, met up the next day at mine to watch a film. Feeling a little rough from the night before ended up falling asleep with my head on his chest drewling and snoring- very sexy. still we did end up going out for a bit!
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 10:28, More)

» Childhood bad taste

NKOTB
Here we go-

1. NKOTB (New kids on the block) concert on my 8th b.day, loved it, Joey was my favourite.

2. Pink ski pants with the hoop around the OUTSIDE of my trainer.

3. Calots (don't know how to spell that). Big shorts/ skirt hybrid with a navy nortical theme thrown in.

The last two could have been my mothers fault, but for the first I have no one to blame but myself.
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 10:20, More)

» Local Nutters

toy mike trev
He is very much the man!!!! Tom jones blatently nicked his style! bloody tea leaf!
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:37, More)