» It was a great holiday, but...

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When I was about 8 and went to Gambia with my parents some woman tried to buy my hair at a restraunt and during the evening would keep comming over and stroking my hair. Scary when you're only 8, and she did put me off my food. Some man also tried to buy me.
(Fri 22nd Apr 2005, 13:54, More)

» Fire!

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When I was younger and had just discovered the joys of fire, The first thing I did was burn down my wendy house... wait it wasn't mine, it was in a pub garden.. whoops!
(Thu 3rd Nov 2005, 21:01, More)

» Local Nutters

Dutch
This isn't local, but its a nutter.

We were on a rusty old shuttle bus in an airport in thailand, really cramped! and the seats weer facing inwards. Anyway, this fat, drunk, dutch man got on and started moaning about the war, shouting at people "What zeh heil are you luking azt?!" Then he was just staring at people for a 30seconds straight. When the bus finaly started moving he was all over the place, because he wouldnt sit down, he fell on me, then almost fell on this pregant woman, who stood up furiously and screamed in a spanish accent "you better fucking sit down man or im going to kick the shit out of you!" Everyone on the bus cheered, but he just went cross eyed and started giggling, anyway he kept asking everytime the bus stopped "is zis denmark?!"
"yes! It bloody is!" I went, At which point he shook my hand said "zank you" and fucked off out the bus into the middle of somewhere in Bankok!
(Tue 21st Sep 2004, 18:16, More)

» Lost...

Not me a friend
Had lost her rabbit, in a pub she over heard someone talking about how foxes had left a mangled mass of blood and fur at the end of their garden... Turns out it was the rabbit and its head was just about all you could recognise.
(Sat 4th Dec 2004, 23:11, More)

» Out of my depth

Pot
I was about 13 and all my friends were trying pot. My turn and I puked everywhere then my friends dog tried and eat the remains of my lunch aswell as me feeling like crap for hours, gross.
(Mon 18th Oct 2004, 20:21, More)