» My Worst Date

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had a girlfriend who lived in Dublin when I was living in London and I arranged fly over to meet her. Lunch was planned and she was eager to meet me off the flight. On the flight however was a beautiful and off duty air-hostess who started talking to me and then offered me some whiskey out of a bottle she had bought in the Duty Free shop. I got ratted and we talked and talked. When we were on the ground I could hardly walk and just as my girlfriend came up to meet me this other girl kissed me and said out loud "See you later". Arrrrgggghhh!!!
Anyway, smelling like a brewery I went from there to a frosty lunch, ordered more drink, stuck my elbow in the steak and proceeded to knock the plate off the table. When I finished trying to pick everything up from the floor I discovered that I was sitting alone..!! What was the name of that girl???? (Sigh!!)
(Mon 25th Oct 2004, 12:47, More)