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I got bored here and went somewhere else.

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» Not having sex

The Evil of Drink
She was gorgeous. We had been drinking a lot. She was unmistakably interested, in a naked kind of way. I said "I'm going to fuck you until your head falls off." She indicated her approval of this simple but brilliant plan.

I fell asleep.
(Sun 25th May 2014, 19:24, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

People who like horseradish should do the following:

1. Go to a good hardware store.
2. Buy a good quality electric drill and a small masonry drill bit.
3. Take the items back to the privacy of their own homes.
4. Fit the drill bit into the drill.
5. Plug the drill in.
6. Insert the drill bit as far into their nose as it will go.
7. Switch on the drill.
8. Enjoy the feeling.
9. Stop putting horseraddish into the food of those among us who do not enjoy the feeling.
(Fri 16th Jul 2004, 9:58, More)