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» Stuff You've Overheard
Kid's Stuff
While on the bus to school when I wad about 8 or nine I remember a little boy being cheeky to his mother and generally misbehaving. His mother slapped his leg and said 'Wait till your Father hears how naughty you've been today!' 'Well!' says the naughty boy loudly, 'I'll tell me dad you wee'd in the mop bucket' Mother and child made a hasty exit at the next stop to guffaws from the rest of the bus'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 22:55, More)
Kid's Stuff
While on the bus to school when I wad about 8 or nine I remember a little boy being cheeky to his mother and generally misbehaving. His mother slapped his leg and said 'Wait till your Father hears how naughty you've been today!' 'Well!' says the naughty boy loudly, 'I'll tell me dad you wee'd in the mop bucket' Mother and child made a hasty exit at the next stop to guffaws from the rest of the bus'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 22:55, More)
» Your Weirdest Teacher
Maths teacher/peado
When I was at school, we used to have a red heared bearded maths teacher who took us for swimming lessons. We had a swimming pool on the site which should narrow it down quite considerably in Liverpool, and it wasn't SFX. His way of getting us all dressed and ready for next lesson quickly was to threaten us with 'tickling' if we were last to be dressed and ready. Anyway, it always seemed to be a certain effeminate looking boy who was invariably last to be changed, (and more often than not starkers) who would end up being tickled by him in front of the rest of us frantically pulling our boxers on over sopping wet bodies for being the last one ready. Strangely none of us thought much of it at the time, but looking back eeeeurgh!!! Admittedly I am now nearly 35 so things were different back then in regards to being aware etc.
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 1:04, More)
Maths teacher/peado
When I was at school, we used to have a red heared bearded maths teacher who took us for swimming lessons. We had a swimming pool on the site which should narrow it down quite considerably in Liverpool, and it wasn't SFX. His way of getting us all dressed and ready for next lesson quickly was to threaten us with 'tickling' if we were last to be dressed and ready. Anyway, it always seemed to be a certain effeminate looking boy who was invariably last to be changed, (and more often than not starkers) who would end up being tickled by him in front of the rest of us frantically pulling our boxers on over sopping wet bodies for being the last one ready. Strangely none of us thought much of it at the time, but looking back eeeeurgh!!! Admittedly I am now nearly 35 so things were different back then in regards to being aware etc.
(Sat 12th Nov 2005, 1:04, More)
» The last thing that made me cry
Getting Dumped
today, by text message, for good, whilst still in work. With nothing but toilet paper to wipe the tears away with and hold the sobs in. Locked in a toilet cubicle and having to go back to your desk and pretend like nothing has happened while inside you just want to die.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 16:35, More)
Getting Dumped
today, by text message, for good, whilst still in work. With nothing but toilet paper to wipe the tears away with and hold the sobs in. Locked in a toilet cubicle and having to go back to your desk and pretend like nothing has happened while inside you just want to die.
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 16:35, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
The things Nannas say
My Nanna and her sister were engrossed in conversation on a dull Sunday afternoon in my mothers. Their conversation turned to the news the previous night.
Nanna - 'This bloke was driving too fast with no seat belt on, and when he crashed he was decapitated'
Sister - 'Did he die?'
I had tea running out my nose with laughter
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 22:36, More)
The things Nannas say
My Nanna and her sister were engrossed in conversation on a dull Sunday afternoon in my mothers. Their conversation turned to the news the previous night.
Nanna - 'This bloke was driving too fast with no seat belt on, and when he crashed he was decapitated'
Sister - 'Did he die?'
I had tea running out my nose with laughter
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 22:36, More)
» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
Welcome to Dumpsville - population 1
When I was 17 i had been seeing this girl for about 3 months then one evening on the couch she says 'Do you mind if we don't go out this weekend', 'sure!' I reply, thinking i might be in for a bit of horizontal fun.' 'Or any other weekend for that matter,' she says 'I dont want to see you anymore'....bah
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 22:37, More)
Welcome to Dumpsville - population 1
When I was 17 i had been seeing this girl for about 3 months then one evening on the couch she says 'Do you mind if we don't go out this weekend', 'sure!' I reply, thinking i might be in for a bit of horizontal fun.' 'Or any other weekend for that matter,' she says 'I dont want to see you anymore'....bah
(Thu 17th Jun 2004, 22:37, More)