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» On the stage

My only appearances
on the stage would be my junior school plays. In my last year there, we did another musical nativity play. I'm sure most of you were in crappy nativity plays at some point. Some of you probably even played Joseph or some other 'major' character. Well, to that I say: FUCK YOU AND YOUR OH-SO-MORTAL ROLES! I WAS GOD! Perhaps it went to my head a little.

the year before we did the tale of Sweeney Todd. I was jealous of my friend steve, 'cause he got his throat cut while I was stuck in the chorus, pretending to play marbles.
(Fri 2nd Dec 2005, 15:29, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Discussing what colour my new pillow cases should be.
This alone should be enough to inform me I'm getting older, but its worse: My friend said he liked White pillow cases, and I disagreed on the grounds that dirt would show up easier.
(Thu 28th Oct 2004, 18:01, More)

» Claims to Fame

Remeber last year,
that guy who tried to sell his virginity on ebay? Got in most of the big papers, on local radio etc.

I was good friends with him at school. Sat next to him in maths for a year. I don't see him for a while, then suddenly he's on the front page of the local newspaper, on the radio, everywhere.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 17:41, More)