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» Now, there was no need for that...
I was circumcised at an embarassingly late age
and tried to tell everyone at school the reason that I'd been in hospital was to have my appendix out. One lunchtime, I wandered a bit too near to the fields where we played football and got hit right on my already sore and bloodied bell-end. As if having many stitches in my John Thomas wasn't enough. And I had to pretend that it was just a normal 'football in goolies' incident, though the tortured screaming might have made a few people a bit suspicious.
I won't apologise for the length as I've already had a bit lopped off.
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 11:24, More)
I was circumcised at an embarassingly late age
and tried to tell everyone at school the reason that I'd been in hospital was to have my appendix out. One lunchtime, I wandered a bit too near to the fields where we played football and got hit right on my already sore and bloodied bell-end. As if having many stitches in my John Thomas wasn't enough. And I had to pretend that it was just a normal 'football in goolies' incident, though the tortured screaming might have made a few people a bit suspicious.
I won't apologise for the length as I've already had a bit lopped off.
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 11:24, More)
» That's when I knew it was over...
Picked up a girl on her birthday
and went back to hers for a bit of how's your father. Later on I fell asleep in her bed only to be awakened by her crying.
She was crying because it felt weird bonking someone other than her ex. But weird in a good way.
Weird enough to make her cry, apparently. Thanks love.
Even though I knew it was over, I still stayed with her long enough to move in with her and then spent the next eight months arguing, before I finally got my shit together and left. Which I guess makes me just as big a psycho as her.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 13:24, More)
Picked up a girl on her birthday
and went back to hers for a bit of how's your father. Later on I fell asleep in her bed only to be awakened by her crying.
She was crying because it felt weird bonking someone other than her ex. But weird in a good way.
Weird enough to make her cry, apparently. Thanks love.
Even though I knew it was over, I still stayed with her long enough to move in with her and then spent the next eight months arguing, before I finally got my shit together and left. Which I guess makes me just as big a psycho as her.
(Thu 21st Jul 2005, 13:24, More)