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» Fire!
Just out of interest,
did anyone else take their teddy, cut it open, place a can of red spraypaint inside, sew it up, take it outside, set it on fire then stand back and shoot it with an air rifle? Really, really fun. impressive fireball. Nothing much from the paint though, which retrospectively is a good thing since the one thing worse than having to explain red car paint all over your face is explaining splash burns caused by red car paint all over your face.
(Mon 7th Nov 2005, 23:15, More)
Just out of interest,
did anyone else take their teddy, cut it open, place a can of red spraypaint inside, sew it up, take it outside, set it on fire then stand back and shoot it with an air rifle? Really, really fun. impressive fireball. Nothing much from the paint though, which retrospectively is a good thing since the one thing worse than having to explain red car paint all over your face is explaining splash burns caused by red car paint all over your face.
(Mon 7th Nov 2005, 23:15, More)
» Weird Traditions
An old seaside superstition
(or so I was brought up to believe) says taht every time you chime a glass aand let it ring out, a sailor drowns. I took this to heart as a young'un and tis now an obsession. have been known to get up in restaurants and walk three tables down to stop some annoying shite of a kid from killing off several fishing villages.
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 19:57, More)
An old seaside superstition
(or so I was brought up to believe) says taht every time you chime a glass aand let it ring out, a sailor drowns. I took this to heart as a young'un and tis now an obsession. have been known to get up in restaurants and walk three tables down to stop some annoying shite of a kid from killing off several fishing villages.
(Mon 1st Aug 2005, 19:57, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
Sightseeing iin London a while back,
A dear, sweet and pig-thick american couple behind me were admiring the views of St. Pauls. Their deepest exclamation of reverence was 'wow, that thing must be, like, nearly a hundred years old'. Bless.
If I'd told them it was actually older than their country they'd probably have fainted
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:32, More)
Sightseeing iin London a while back,
A dear, sweet and pig-thick american couple behind me were admiring the views of St. Pauls. Their deepest exclamation of reverence was 'wow, that thing must be, like, nearly a hundred years old'. Bless.
If I'd told them it was actually older than their country they'd probably have fainted
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:32, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Was called Communist Ben at school,
on account of being an argumentative lil' munky in Modern History. Gained the unfortunate moniker 'fwa fwa' at 6th form, on account of being a f***ing smartarse who got on everyone's tits. Thus, when declaiming at length about transubstantiation in Catholic dogma, was quickly silenced by the whole common room shouting fwa fwa fwa FWA at me. Since when I never say anything to anyone ever. Except when drunk.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 16:11, More)
Was called Communist Ben at school,
on account of being an argumentative lil' munky in Modern History. Gained the unfortunate moniker 'fwa fwa' at 6th form, on account of being a f***ing smartarse who got on everyone's tits. Thus, when declaiming at length about transubstantiation in Catholic dogma, was quickly silenced by the whole common room shouting fwa fwa fwa FWA at me. Since when I never say anything to anyone ever. Except when drunk.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 16:11, More)
» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?
No, but I did
dump a poor lass in a fairly vicious manner; on the last day of term (back in the day) when she had a broken ankle. "Cat, for reasons I don't want to go into, I don't want to be with you anymore." then I ran away cos she couldn't keep up. For some reason my friends didn't talk to me for quite a while after that.
we're best of friends now tho. And she's gone lesbian.
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 0:37, More)
No, but I did
dump a poor lass in a fairly vicious manner; on the last day of term (back in the day) when she had a broken ankle. "Cat, for reasons I don't want to go into, I don't want to be with you anymore." then I ran away cos she couldn't keep up. For some reason my friends didn't talk to me for quite a while after that.
we're best of friends now tho. And she's gone lesbian.
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 0:37, More)