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» Injured Siblings

The scars, the termoil..
Looking back i can laugh about it now - there was no laughing at the time. My brother - the saint!
a) put in suitcase and thrown down two flights of stairs.
b) repeatedly used for target practice to his air rifle.
c) also used for target practice for his bow and arrow.
d) he cut all my lovely long blond curly hair off with blunt rusty scissors and tried to make me eat it - wasn't very tasty (boy, mum went mental at that one!)

There are so many more - i am surprised I still speak to him - but he has apologised since.

but to get him back - i kicked him in the goolies - never knew the damage it could do - he never touched me after that! YEA!
(Tue 23rd Aug 2005, 12:44, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Don't talk with your mouth full
Tickets to the Wales Vs Romania Rugby match - Free.
Glossy info packed programme - Free.
Munchies - £5.50
Getting showing on telly ramming a hot dog down your neck - Priceless!

My 10 seconds of fame doing my best with a meaty sausage, my mum is so proud!
(Mon 15th Nov 2004, 10:52, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

The Lion, The Witch and the dodgey looking children!
I was one of the refugee children on the train platform in The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. Had too look all sad and lonely, but my friends and I couldn't stop laughing. So much for being at our wits end for being taken away from our families! Look for the blonde curly 7 year old! Yea! Fame - i'm gonna take over the world next *cough* ehem

*runs away and hides laughing manically*
(Fri 12th Nov 2004, 12:17, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

Who's that in the mirror? - my god - it's a wrinkly me!
can't face it - I have a shed, and a piece of wood to stir paint with. I am a girl. I have old mans syndrome. *sob*.
Children these days... don't know they are born! god - I'm my mother and my father rolled into one. I'm going for a nice cup of tea!
i'm only 27, still time for me yet - maybe
(Tue 2nd Nov 2004, 14:31, More)

» Local Nutters

woo woo wooooo delilah...
In cardiff we have Toy Mike Trevor - without fail he loiters in doorways singing Tom Jones tracks into a little yellow plastic mike. He is so cool even radio one have played his dulcet tones.. Go Trev!
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:33, More)
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