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This should tell you what I am listening too but its probably borked cos its crap but,

And its probably �banging� cos I have such top taste in music

Have a self portrait���.

my MSN group of silly pics can be found


This is me and my lovely wife:


is a Giant Blob that breathes Fire, Escaped from a Secret Government Research Base, and cowers from Radiation.

Strength: 8 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 2

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And finally, the nerdiest quizz ever:

You are .inf You are informative.  When you are gone you make life very difficult for others.
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Best answers to questions:

» The worst sex I ever had

Never have sex in a sauna,
Its just stupid. I started to once - nearly killed both of us. I was young and fit then too.

I think it’s a trap. For those that aren’t accustomed to finding themselves with a spacious private sauna while away with their favourite coitus partner, when such an opportunity arises the obvious thing to do is go lounge around in it naked. When lounging around naked and sweaty with said coitus partner, the next move would seem like a no-brainer. Even trying to take things slowly we still both ended up sprawled on the floor outside the sauna gasping “water, water” like French Legionnaires at the end of a desert fast-march.
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 17:22, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

I was at my parent's house,
my mum handed me a cup of tea and then after a pause said "don't spill it on the carpet", as she pronounced the 't' of carpet the mug fell of the handle.
True story.
(Fri 9th Feb 2007, 9:25, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

If you're ever in France, don't eat this vile thing, It looks like a nice sausage, but its made of chopped pig's stomach and intestines, it smells like a turd, and its totally inedible. Worst Food Ever.
(Mon 12th Jul 2004, 11:04, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

just seen a cauliflower featured post and its reminded me how crap it is.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 10:58, More)