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» My first love
My first reet love
Well my first real love? ok
We where both 15 (although she was a year below) and in secondary school. I always thought she was ace with a cracking chest and used to get the bus home with me, untill one day sat at the bus stop she suddenly decided to sit on my knee - then the next day well.. you can guess!
Anyway to cut a long story short about a week or so later the first real snog was behind mcdonalds at teesside park (well I was 15? Where else would i take her for dinner!?)
A week after that? Using my inexperience in banging the brains out of things on her.
Then I left school and went to college, didnt see her again for 12months... That was untill september this year, By pure chance she's come to the same college as me (rare, as college i go to is well out of the way) and i'm now shagging her a again, a bonus as she's lost a stone since before!
There goes my proper posting virginity - the first one dosnt count.. like when your 10 in the cloakroom and th... no? OK!
Apologies for length, girth etcetc
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 12:58, More)
My first reet love
Well my first real love? ok
We where both 15 (although she was a year below) and in secondary school. I always thought she was ace with a cracking chest and used to get the bus home with me, untill one day sat at the bus stop she suddenly decided to sit on my knee - then the next day well.. you can guess!
Anyway to cut a long story short about a week or so later the first real snog was behind mcdonalds at teesside park (well I was 15? Where else would i take her for dinner!?)
A week after that? Using my inexperience in banging the brains out of things on her.
Then I left school and went to college, didnt see her again for 12months... That was untill september this year, By pure chance she's come to the same college as me (rare, as college i go to is well out of the way) and i'm now shagging her a again, a bonus as she's lost a stone since before!
There goes my proper posting virginity - the first one dosnt count.. like when your 10 in the cloakroom and th... no? OK!
Apologies for length, girth etcetc
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 12:58, More)
» Claims to Fame
Ray Mallon is a dirty smackhead beating twunt
I seen ray mallon (Mayor of Smogsville, He kills smackheads...seriously!) walking down the street whislt I was waiting for the bus to work one morning this week.
I was seriously contemplating "should I trip him up and watermelloning leg it?" but the rather large bloke with the 'walkie-talkie' that was 12paces behind him put me off.
If I had eaten all my weetabix that morning - It probably (wouldnt) of been a different (boring) story
/end rant
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 11:07, More)
Ray Mallon is a dirty smackhead beating twunt
I seen ray mallon (Mayor of Smogsville, He kills smackheads...seriously!) walking down the street whislt I was waiting for the bus to work one morning this week.
I was seriously contemplating "should I trip him up and watermelloning leg it?" but the rather large bloke with the 'walkie-talkie' that was 12paces behind him put me off.
If I had eaten all my weetabix that morning - It probably (wouldnt) of been a different (boring) story
/end rant
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 11:07, More)