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» Hidden Treasure

Gets coat.
Way back in my student days I was after a new coat. So off to Oxfam I trot.

I see the ideal coat (long / dark / shabby) and try it on. Whist swanning about the shop in it I put my hand in the pockets and feel a wallet.

Not wanting to draw attention I pay £5 for the coat and hightail it out of the shop.

In the wallet?

£70, treasure for a poor starving student.
(Thu 30th Jun 2005, 16:25, More)

» Irrational Hatred

Woody Allen
I know a lot of people that think he's a film making god.

I just hate every thing he's made / been in. I couldn't even watch Ants because he was in it.
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 16:04, More)

» Random Acts of Kindness

Little old lady
A few years ago when I was still playing football I did my ankle. Obviously being clever and hard I finished the game but conceded to play goal for the rest of the match as I couldn't move about very much.

Post match beers numbed the pain and off I go, limping to my home and bed.

The following morning my ankle is approximately the size of the football we were kicking out the evening before, so I get a taxi to the Whittington where they diagnose that I've ripped the cartilage from the bone and I'll have to be strapped up for a few weeks to let it heal.

(Thanks for this gem Dr "You'd have been better off breaking it, then we could have put you in a cast". I'll bear that in mind next time I'm going to hurt my ankle.)

Anyway my friend Claire came to the hospital to pick me up. I emerge with my newly acquired crutches but have to get across the road to car.

Bless the little old lady who kindly helped me across the road whilst Claire sat in the car killing herself with laughter. I hit her with my crutch when we got home.
(Thu 9th Feb 2012, 15:14, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

You're on the news.
There I was in Amsterdam, sitting in the Grasshopper sampling the local wares, if you know what I mean. This fairly familiar looking bloke is being filmed in there. I was a little worse for wear and so took little notice....

Until 3 days later that is. There was a news report on South East at 6 about drug tourism. Guess who was sitting in the background of the report???
(Mon 15th Nov 2004, 16:16, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Every Single Banker
However much you hate Clegg and his crowd. Let's not forget that it was the bankers that gambled all the money away and then didn't even say thanks when we bailed them out.

And still they have the temerity to collect their bonuses at the end of the year.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 15:09, More)
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