» Stupid Tourists

ahem
I said 'bono estente' to someone thinking it actually meant something. I am dogged by the shame of it
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 16:37, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Blackheads
Not really sabotage but....my boyfriend and I were in a houseshare in Sydney with possibly the most irritating girl in the world. We wanted to leave a "present" for her when we left but didn't want her to get the hump with us (she was going to forward mail etc) and so we couldn't do the usual sewing fish into the curtain business. So instead I squeezed some of my boyfriends blackheads into her butter. How we laughed as we imagined her eating her toast the next day...
(Wed 4th May 2005, 14:41, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Babies, Pulp
Takes me back to 1993, first year at university.....great days, Eddie, great days
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 11:44, More)

» Weird Traditions

Shadbolt
On the North Circular is Shadbolts who make veneers. Shadbolts is great, because they have a veneer of the week - a large panel on the side of the building, say American Oak or Minty Pine. It is a tradition when driving past to say ooooooh East India Satinwood lovely!
(Thu 4th Aug 2005, 9:47, More)

» Stupid Tourists

I love...
the way that people are talking about how Americans etc are stupid, and in doing so display their mildly alarming inability to spell the most basic of words.
(Thu 14th Jul 2005, 12:27, More)