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I live in Gloucester. It's crap, but the rugby is funny. There are a disturbing number of charvers inhabiting this ancient city. I am not allowed to own a firearm. If you want a chat, e-mail: [email protected]
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I live in Gloucester. It's crap, but the rugby is funny. There are a disturbing number of charvers inhabiting this ancient city. I am not allowed to own a firearm. If you want a chat, e-mail: [email protected]
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» My Worst Vomit
Plymouth throw
I went out at university to a really grotty hole with chavster karaoke and all the associated horrors of such places. Being an innocent youngster, too much to drink somewhat impaired my reasoning abilities. Unfortunately, the beer-goggles led me to a dark, concrete staircase for a bit of a grope with a wizened old hag who seemed like a bit of an RFA (She services the fleet). Well, what happened was is that while in the process of tongue wrestling, a stomach churning odour struck my taste-buds. The problem was that I had quit smoking 3 months before, and the effect of that nicotine smelling hell-hole coming into contact with me was to cause a terrible vomiting in somebody elses mouth situation. For some reason I started smoking again after that (twunt), but I have stopped now which is a shame as I really enjoyed it. (But it does fucking reek).
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 13:18, More)
Plymouth throw
I went out at university to a really grotty hole with chavster karaoke and all the associated horrors of such places. Being an innocent youngster, too much to drink somewhat impaired my reasoning abilities. Unfortunately, the beer-goggles led me to a dark, concrete staircase for a bit of a grope with a wizened old hag who seemed like a bit of an RFA (She services the fleet). Well, what happened was is that while in the process of tongue wrestling, a stomach churning odour struck my taste-buds. The problem was that I had quit smoking 3 months before, and the effect of that nicotine smelling hell-hole coming into contact with me was to cause a terrible vomiting in somebody elses mouth situation. For some reason I started smoking again after that (twunt), but I have stopped now which is a shame as I really enjoyed it. (But it does fucking reek).
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 13:18, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Worlds most hated food
Coriander is vile. Anything "extra virgin" or "sun-brushed" makes me want to up-chuck but I suspect the evil hand of Jamie Oliver behind that.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 12:40, More)
Worlds most hated food
Coriander is vile. Anything "extra virgin" or "sun-brushed" makes me want to up-chuck but I suspect the evil hand of Jamie Oliver behind that.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 12:40, More)
» People with Stupid Names
Whats in a name?
My Godfather is actually called Michael Jackson. However, when I was little the name had not been besmirched enough to cause any fear or parental misgivings about placing me in his care.
One of the bosses here at work is called Mike Coyle, perhaps the first words of a mother wondering how she wound up impregnated? Or maybe not.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:44, More)
Whats in a name?
My Godfather is actually called Michael Jackson. However, when I was little the name had not been besmirched enough to cause any fear or parental misgivings about placing me in his care.
One of the bosses here at work is called Mike Coyle, perhaps the first words of a mother wondering how she wound up impregnated? Or maybe not.
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 11:44, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Confusion
Leave rice pudding alone, cooked by my mum with a nice skin of nutmeg it is lovely. Nothing like that horse spunk in a can named for the food of the gods. Also, tea (yes, I know its a drink) is simply nasty. When enjoying a scone drowning in clotted cream and jam, I don't want a cup of hot leaves that make me piss till it stings. Artificial sweeteners, whisky tango foxtrot? How can they call it a sweetener when it turns anything as bitter as aspirin? I have also developed an allergy to them, aspartame and saccharine. After drinking a "diet" coke or what have you, welcome to temples in a vice headache time. Also diet coke tastes fuck all like coca cola.
(Wed 14th Jul 2004, 15:20, More)
Confusion
Leave rice pudding alone, cooked by my mum with a nice skin of nutmeg it is lovely. Nothing like that horse spunk in a can named for the food of the gods. Also, tea (yes, I know its a drink) is simply nasty. When enjoying a scone drowning in clotted cream and jam, I don't want a cup of hot leaves that make me piss till it stings. Artificial sweeteners, whisky tango foxtrot? How can they call it a sweetener when it turns anything as bitter as aspirin? I have also developed an allergy to them, aspartame and saccharine. After drinking a "diet" coke or what have you, welcome to temples in a vice headache time. Also diet coke tastes fuck all like coca cola.
(Wed 14th Jul 2004, 15:20, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
Heaving for Deutchland
New year before last, what happened was that the bizarre pub/restaurant/bike shop ran out of luvverly Bath Ales Gem. 3 sips of German wheat beer had me filling Bristol dock with vomit in no time. Marmite is shit too, and any meat products from Africa. Poor people eat those foul burgers with grissle in them that they sell off of wagons in town, that can set me off if i'm not already pissed. Veins in beef can put me off for a nanosecond. I am convinced that Europeans eat the shittiest cuisine on earth, if you are going abroad, take English food with you. Bastards won't get me eating donkey foreskin on ciabatta.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 14:26, More)
Heaving for Deutchland
New year before last, what happened was that the bizarre pub/restaurant/bike shop ran out of luvverly Bath Ales Gem. 3 sips of German wheat beer had me filling Bristol dock with vomit in no time. Marmite is shit too, and any meat products from Africa. Poor people eat those foul burgers with grissle in them that they sell off of wagons in town, that can set me off if i'm not already pissed. Veins in beef can put me off for a nanosecond. I am convinced that Europeans eat the shittiest cuisine on earth, if you are going abroad, take English food with you. Bastards won't get me eating donkey foreskin on ciabatta.
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 14:26, More)