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» Shoplifting

Attack of Conscience
Thanks to EMA and other such government lark I spent my College years a damn site richer than I should have been, so me and my chums were often caught milling round Nottingham buying inane rubbish in an attempt to woo girls with how 'cool' we were and get a big DVD collection.

So one time milling was in full swing down at MVC, when we see a man in his thirties run out of the shop carrying a bundle of merch, alarms blaring and a security guard in hot pursuit. However soon after the security guard comes back looking dejected. However, another five or so mins just as we are leaving we see the man return to the store, tears in his eyes and he throws the stuff back saying "I just can't do it, it isn't right" before legging it again.

How odd.
(Fri 11th Jan 2008, 13:33, More)

» Picky Eaters

I am a commited Metal head
in the vein of if the music has ever been described as 'Bleak,Dark,Doomed,Finnish,Frostbitten,Krieg or Fucking metal!" i will have probably at some point listened to it.

Now as you can well imagine, the type of people this scene attracts are those of a crazy, germanic or Viking persuasion which is all well and good for making friends...cept since i hit puberty i have become allergic to all forms of meat (it makes me void my stomach...everytime)

So most festival i often have to starve (going to Wacken this year and i am afraid i won't be able to eat!) and i once very nearly reduced a big brawny viking fellow to tears with my tale of woe "You can't eat meat, ohh god i'd kill myself if i couldn't eat animals!"
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 13:57, More)

» Strange things you've been paid to do

Was paid for not telling mummy what i caught daddy doing to the sheep...
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 21:54, More)

» Out of my depth

College magazine
The other day... friday as it happened to be i discovered that two of my friends had become editors of a alternative music magazine at my college. However i realize this as they turn up outside my Comm. studies class demanding because i am a 'goth type' i must therefore write a article about 'that kind of music'

Pfft punks are priceless aint they.
(Sun 17th Oct 2004, 1:55, More)

» Awesome Sickies

A friend of mine
has had

.Stomach Flu which she recovered from next day
.Normal Flu (Two day recovery!)
.Claimed Liver failure (Back within 3 days, no jaundice, pain or anything)
.Kidney failure (Ohh yeah this gets worse)
.Severe case of Diarrhea (back within a day)
.Developed ME *rolls eyes*
.Broke two of her ribs
.Got flu again.

All in a two week period.

She got away with it all Scott free.
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 12:44, More)
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