» Out of my depth

Just a girl, stood in front of a boy.....
I was madly in love with a boy at work. One night working late, it's just him and me in the office.

I decide to tell him of my undying love. He looks scared.

I physically restrain him by wrapping both my legs around his waist when he doesnt seem to return my affection. This doesnt work either, strangely.

Cue him muttering something about meeting a girl in Hull and then running out to his car. I see him on the CCTV camera dropping his keys before speeding out of the carpark like Jenson Button.

Don't know what's worst. Being rejected or being rejected for a girl from Hull. HULL FOR CHUFF SAKE.

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(Fri 15th Oct 2004, 11:14, More)

» My Worst Vomit

Easy Jet of sick...on a german
Hate flying. Really hate it. So when faced with it I do what any normal person does in this situation. I get shitfaced.

After downing about a pint of brandy before a flight to Cyprus I find myself seated next to a fairly nice German man called Klaus, we get talking. I then wake up in a Cyprus airport underneath several worried looking airport staff, losing three and a half hours of my life.

So I'm filled in by my then boyfriend as to what happened. Apparently I started talking crap to said German man, before throwing up Gut Soup A La Brandy all over him. I even got a mention of the war in. Good work I thought.

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(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 11:47, More)

» Shoddy Presents

Xmas 1997
My auntie Lottie was well known in our family for giving seriously crap presents at Xmas.

The year before she died I got a knitted (KNITTED!!) apron. One, it's not the 1950's, two, I never ever cook, three, it was FUCKING KNITTED....

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(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 10:13, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Worst name
When I worked for a computer company I took an order for a Mr. Shittpat...
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:38, More)