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lazy, 'nuff said.
ok, maybe more needs saying... but i cant think of anything intelligent or witty, wait, this is b3ta, i wont be out of place then.
lurker for ages, lazy bastard for longer.

oh and its official... i'm evil*
This site is certified 99% EVIL by the Gematriculator

*may be a lie*

*ok, it is

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» Things you've done when you've had no money.

wasnt actually skint at the time but was poor
i got mugged...
Walked off £80 richer with a rather blunt kitchen knife and proceeded to go get rather drunk.
What can i say? I was about a foot taller than him and probably about a foot broader aswell, what a dumbarse.
(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 16:27, More)

» Other people's diaries

holocaust while we're on the subject
I really don't think this lot is funny, i recently read my grandfathers diary from the concentration camps, it was awful, he died there...

Broke his neck falling from a watch-tower
(Fri 2nd Feb 2007, 19:04, More)

» My Worst Date

suppose it wasnt my worst date, but it might have been hers
There was this girl from where i was working at the time thinking she was a witch with common quotes of "i'm real goffic rite" so i decide one day i had enough of it and invited her out on a date to one of my regular haunts... A club renound for its alternative crowd from emo-kids to full blown romantic goths with music to match. Within half an hour of arriving shes hiding in a corner, after another half an hour shes begging to go making random excuses, she heads off and i stay to the end.
Next time i see her at work shes back in full townie clothing and actually whimpers every time me or my mates talk to her, i heard from one of her friends that i had taken her to some kind of brothel/rave/slaughter house/shit scary place full of weirdos and freaks that wanted to kill her.
*sigh* i love scaring wannabies
(Tue 26th Oct 2004, 19:42, More)

» When animals attack...

many moons ago
when i was young enough to think tree climbing was still all part of a walk in the forsest, climbed up a tree with one of my sisters and sat on a branch mooing for no reason. A cow comes along beneath us and just wanders round the base making disturbing sounds and occasionally trying to push the tree. Ok, so maybe not an attack but bloody scary for a little kid.
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 12:50, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Friend of mine...
once got really boastful about a rare CD he managed to get hold of. He proceeded to try and rub it in our faces by playing it top volume in his CD walkman. We eventually got annoyed with the fact he wouldn’t stop talking about it at the top of his voice so headed into HMV. Once inside we stuck a security tag to his back under his collar and lo and behold, when he tried to leave the store he set off the alarms and spent nearly an hour convincing security staff it was his album in the first place.
Alright, not very funny, but very satisfying.
(Sun 8th May 2005, 22:58, More)
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