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» Shoddy Presents
When I was a kid
all I ever wanted was Star Wars toys - every birthday/christmas there would be a hopeful little boy waiting expectantly for the milenium falcon or an AT-AT, or at the very least, a landspeeder. Instead, I would rip open the paper only to find something 'educational'. I'll never forget I was given (after hinting ever so subtly for an X-Wing) a Paul Daniel's magic set and a set of those squashy juggling balls, because it would 'help with my co-ordination'. Needless to say I hate that bald cunt for ever existing (though, if he hadn't. it would still have been someone as equally shite filling in his magical void) and can only thank the good lord for providing grandparents and uncles/aunties who never had a clue what to get me and gave me money instead so I could buy the toys myself.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 16:41, More)
When I was a kid
all I ever wanted was Star Wars toys - every birthday/christmas there would be a hopeful little boy waiting expectantly for the milenium falcon or an AT-AT, or at the very least, a landspeeder. Instead, I would rip open the paper only to find something 'educational'. I'll never forget I was given (after hinting ever so subtly for an X-Wing) a Paul Daniel's magic set and a set of those squashy juggling balls, because it would 'help with my co-ordination'. Needless to say I hate that bald cunt for ever existing (though, if he hadn't. it would still have been someone as equally shite filling in his magical void) and can only thank the good lord for providing grandparents and uncles/aunties who never had a clue what to get me and gave me money instead so I could buy the toys myself.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 16:41, More)
» My Worst Vomit
I had been out on a particularly savage piss-up
and my girlfriend said she wanted to stay at mine that night. I was cool with that because the beer had increased my amourous nature by at least 9 pints at this point. We went home and I decided to crack open a bottle of red wine to add to the up-and-coming 'romance' of the evening. We polished this off and went upstairs and started getting down to business. Unfortunately for me, mid-way through my guts started churning and before I could stop myself I had deposited the contents of stomach on her chest and hair (miraculously missing her face!). Needless to say she wasn't amused and left.
She's not my girlfriend any more...
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 12:55, More)
I had been out on a particularly savage piss-up
and my girlfriend said she wanted to stay at mine that night. I was cool with that because the beer had increased my amourous nature by at least 9 pints at this point. We went home and I decided to crack open a bottle of red wine to add to the up-and-coming 'romance' of the evening. We polished this off and went upstairs and started getting down to business. Unfortunately for me, mid-way through my guts started churning and before I could stop myself I had deposited the contents of stomach on her chest and hair (miraculously missing her face!). Needless to say she wasn't amused and left.
She's not my girlfriend any more...
(Mon 23rd Aug 2004, 12:55, More)
» You're a moviestar baby
I was in
a background shot of a top* BBC comedy called "Bernard and the Genie" starring Alan Cummings (before he went on to do Goldeneye) Rowan Atkinson and Lenny Henry. I used to spend hours just staring at the single frame of film that I was in.
Oh, and I was also at friend's boyfriend's party a couple of months ago where they filmed footballers' wives. Unfortunately I missed filming by about 2 weeks.
*May not have been
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 13:00, More)
I was in
a background shot of a top* BBC comedy called "Bernard and the Genie" starring Alan Cummings (before he went on to do Goldeneye) Rowan Atkinson and Lenny Henry. I used to spend hours just staring at the single frame of film that I was in.
Oh, and I was also at friend's boyfriend's party a couple of months ago where they filmed footballers' wives. Unfortunately I missed filming by about 2 weeks.
*May not have been
(Thu 11th Nov 2004, 13:00, More)