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Watching the news one day with wife, and her very Scottish grandmother. A young reprobate, it is reported, is going to go down for 6 years for arson. She looks up, outraged, and starts venting:

"Arson? They canna say that on the tv. And 6 years? I dinna agree with it, and there's too much of it about now an a', but you get less for robbery. I liked that Dick Emery too..."

While the stream of consciousness ranting continues, wife and I look at each other, puzzled. Wife clicks.

"Arson, nan. Not arsing."
(Fri 3rd Jun 2011, 9:50, More)