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» Kids

Correct me if I'm wrong...
... but aren't all kids drunk up until the age of about 3?

They vomit, they shit themselves, they can't walk in a straight line (if at all) and are constantly falling over...

I like babies but I couldn't eat a whole one.
(Fri 18th Apr 2008, 12:56, More)

» Insults

Overheard in Tescos
Woman: "I never cheated on you Jamie, it was just a one night thing..."
Boyfriend: "Shut it you wank basket!"

I couldn't hear any more I was too busy laughing into my Mr Kipling's French Fancies...
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 12:25, More)