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I'm 21 as of the 30th Sept. 2008.

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» Out of my depth

Keeping myself composed
The other day in English, we were watching a really boring video on WWI, and I was pretty much yawning my arse off. until we got to the songs and the poetry. I was getting somewhat worked up and sad. and then the video said "and now the poem "Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori" will be read...

this is such a poignant poem :( surely I was going to let out a little tear and be laughed at.

"By the actor Brian Blessed"


In full bellowed overacting mode

well needless to say I didn't cry. I laughed. my ass off. while everyone looked at me funny. I tried to hold my nose and squeeze my lips together but then he got to "GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

he said it like that, with a really long Shouted snake noise for the S. I think the laugh actually FORCED my fingers to let go of my nose and I made a really stupid hysterical nasal squeaking laugh. here I was crying my eyes out with laughter during a poem that usually makes me uber depressed with the class thinking i'm some sort of fucking lunatic.
(Tue 19th Oct 2004, 16:35, More)

» Heckles

Two blokes diddling away on laptops
Supposedly techno or some shit at a free festival

Break in the music (One of about two)

I bellow "Counter Terrorists Win!"

To which my friends hit me.
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 21:33, More)

» Heckles

Back when I was a wee goth
Some scallies on the schoolbus gave me stick for wearing nail polish. Something to the effect of

"Eeee why are you wearing fucking nail polish you poof"

"So when i'm having a wank I can look down and see a girl's hand."
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 11:19, More)

» What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?

My friend
Once took his girlfriend's picture out of a locket he wore, and replaced it with a second picture of himself.
(Sun 8th Jun 2008, 15:49, More)

» Prejudice

Fussy eaters
I fucking hate them. If there's a show about, heh, "selective eating disorder" on television I have to switch it off, or else I start screaming. When I see the face of some thick cunt wrinkle up like an ickle tiny baby's because someone put a plate of not chocolate or not baked beans in front of them, I just want to punch it. It's food you fucking fanny. Food someone has toiled to prepare in the hope of you enjoying it, and your petulent fucking child brain can't cope with it because you're a moron. I hope you get scurvy.
(Thu 1st Apr 2010, 14:11, More)
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