» Losing Your Virginity

Blood, so much blood!
My first time and her first time:

In her parents lounge while the family was upstairs on a saturday afternoon. Things came to a sudden end when the blood started to flow, and it didn't stop for two days :S

Two girl friends down the line:

I met her at a friends house party and both being drunk thought it was a great idea to shag on my friends parents bed, light off! Wee early hours I went down stairs in my boxers to get a drink and bumped into a friend who actually screamed, as my eyes adjusted to the light I suddenly realised I was covered in dried blood! ALL UP MY ARMS, CHEST, LEGS, COVERED!!!! ran back up stairs and cracked the light on, lets just say we had to throw the sheets out! My friend is still really pissed off 8 yrs later, oh well!
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 16:00, More)

» World's Most Hated Food

Most hated food you say!
SPAM = DOG FOOD

And also any internal organs that are used to rid the body of toxins and waste, ie. Kidneys, Liver, colon!?!?!?!?! Whatever, its just plain wrong!

Nuff sed!
(Tue 13th Jul 2004, 13:08, More)