b3ta.com user Alfie
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thats me, but since then sans the hair thing do stuff.

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Harry wished he hadnt bought the wheel to work.

wallpepper clicker.
(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 13:37, More)

The Blockbuster cashcow of the winter is here...

Clickish for wallpaper.
(Thu 20th Feb 2003, 10:07, More)

I actually dreamt this at some point last night.

(Tue 18th Feb 2003, 13:55, More)

The future sucks.

(Fri 15th Nov 2002, 13:42, More)

Defining moments in history - an outline - part6
I miss you guys, wish I had more time. And when i do have time I spend inordinate amounts of time doing stuff like this, go figger.

(Wed 30th Oct 2002, 22:22, More)

the new morris minor has some
fantastic features.

(Sun 6th Oct 2002, 18:49, More)

been ages finding the right pics for this one, its all true you know :)

works better if you clicky for wallpaper size.
(Sat 28th Sep 2002, 14:49, More)

Bush's latest weapon in the twat offensive.

(Mon 23rd Sep 2002, 17:08, More)

jokes with skeletons, 1 in a series....

(Sat 14th Sep 2002, 13:49, More)

When alternate universes collide.

(Mon 9th Sep 2002, 10:34, More)

what you lookin at? huh? huh?

(Wed 4th Sep 2002, 10:25, More)

Damn those cookies! Working now tho, kitten whistler!

(Tue 3rd Sep 2002, 0:56, More)

bull dogs and cats just shouldnt,
their progeny looks like it should live in wales...

(Sun 1st Sep 2002, 11:56, More)

competition was tough at this years
Korean Pussy ping pong contest, but with a delightful blend of enthusiasm and personal style Kum Qwat Kwim stole the day.

(Tue 13th Aug 2002, 12:23, More)

you know its true

(Sat 10th Aug 2002, 13:56, More)

will the defacing never end!!? Damn that prankster god!

if you look really closely, the little people turn and watch, the colonial jingos look distinctly amused
(Sat 27th Jul 2002, 13:52, More)

to hear about below dude, was looking forward to meeting you man, but the next is only a month away hey! I only know what spacefish (actual name unkown) and pickled pizza look like so I think I might make a B3TA style furtive shirt, otherwise, heres what I look like aso you can studiously ignore me!

Spazz to the maxx.
(Sat 8th Jun 2002, 17:16, More)

Running out of ideas here

(Sun 19th May 2002, 12:52, More)

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