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» Stupid Tourists

Some Fat Americans
asked me for directions to G.T.R. Mouth.

Imagining some mechanic dentist, I said I didn't know. G.T.R. Mouth?

They showed me a map and pointed to Great Yarmouth.
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 18:41, More)

» People with Stupid Names

Doctors
I work for the NHS supplying stuff to surgeries, and have encountered the following doctors' names -

Dr Cockshott
Dr Badcock (prostate specialist?)
Dr Wrigglesworth (about 2ml)

and my personal fave,

Dr Wankowski.

I'm sure he works hard. ;)
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 17:35, More)