» Teenage Parties

bender....
numerious house parties have occured in my lifetime. some good.
and some better. none of which lives up to this tale of horror, romance and debauchery.


One fine summers eve. leaves are green, flowers are doing what they do, and young uns are seeing each other.
namely me an this girl i knew called jem.

now me an jem had relationship issues what with her still being in love with her ex.
so me and my droogs decide to get very drunk at a kind host's kindly organised house party.

much drink, much merryment.

till i drink the drink of irate pirates. RUM!!!!!! then the mirth occurs.

beer cans start to miraculously stick to the walls with duct tape.

inside, outside and inside wardrobes.
i was off my tits.

great party, shagged my ex and watched her be sick everywhere.

length, girth are not important
its the motion of the potion
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 19:57, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

air cadets bummings were nothing to do with me...
tbh i was in the air cadets for nigh on 6 years. i never got bummed.

but i did bum my gf :F arf.

most of my family are in the services, both grandads in north africa. one flying recon, the other i cant say.

im going a different route. first person in 3 generations to go to uni.

i think thats a tad more important than defending my country. (did think about it, was going to join but i thought my life would be better in civvy street)


remember kids its not gay if you dont push back...
(Thu 23rd Mar 2006, 19:15, More)