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zounds! i've made the board!

i like robots and pin up girls, and i like t'eat jello pudding pops with swirls, and of course i like drawing- the tits and ass, and if you drive slow then i'm gonna pass. well, i need another haircut real fuckin bad and I can't even remember the last one that i fuckin had, but you can always find me with a pen in my hand and my shoes are size eleven (well,depending on the brand), -Yes, My name is Travis-P, No, I'm not related to that pill, but i'll slide easy down your throat and keep you from getting 'ill'.....

Recent front page messages:

pie ala mode...
looks like the boys have sold out!

(Tue 21st Jun 2005, 21:26, More)

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» Black Sheep

my sister 'J'
swore that my mother wasn't of sound mind when she died and could'nt understand why my OLDER sister 'S' was executive of the will and chose to spilt the MEAGER inheritance three equal ways.

even though i was now without a place to live, she thought she deserved more money because she had a (well paid) husband and kids.

so yeah, we haven't spoken in awhile....
(Fri 14th Jan 2005, 21:18, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

what all poor people do.....
sex. non-stop sex. it's the only thing that was free. luckily we had enough durex to last until the next payday.
(Mon 11th Oct 2004, 15:14, More)

» Pure Ignorance

man on cell phone
saying loudly in passing;
"well, it's a good thing we got that new mattress 'cause he peed the bed again last night...."
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 18:57, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

same thing, a dead cat.
oh, it's been over a year now, but that was my most recent cry, and probably the only other one since my mom died 8 years ago.... a thing like that kinda makes all others seem not as worthy of tears. but anyway, after years of emergency treatment for my cat vince's feline asthma, i was faced with the situation to put him to sleep or almost certainly bring him home and have him die a quivering, smothering death .....so i had him put down, but first, they doped him up and let us all see him one last time, -and holy shit, the saline was flowing. i don't know if he felt my kisses at that point or not, but knowing that i was CHOOSING to kill my pet made me cry uncontrollably and shamelessly. so nothing new there, but i agree with b3ta on this one.
(Fri 15th Apr 2005, 21:56, More)

» Childhood bad taste

bad taste
oingo boingo.huey lewis. dire straits. kraftwerk.
my hair cut into a 'rat-tail'. my hair cut into a 'hang-bang'. hypercolor shirts. 'jams'-(brightly patterned baggy shorts).xtra large corny logoed t-shirts from wal-mart-(things like 'robo-surf' and glow in the dark skeletons saying 'bad to the bone').flip-down two color converse all stars. a 'space invaders' bicycle. various off-brand skateboards. thick ass foggy-brown plastic glasses, i couldn't help it, it was all we could afford.....ah. i'm glad i have the money, fashion sense and freedom of choice as an adult. oh shit. did i mention i tight rolled my jeans? well, i did, but that's ok 'cause you did too. this 'childhood bad taste' discussion is really becoming more of a bad 80's fashion thing id'nit?
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 21:03, More)
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