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» Pretentious bollocks

Dripping tap
Back in July there was a story about an artist, Mark McGowan, who had set up a "work of art" at the House Gallery in Camberwell, south London.

It was a running tap.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4720741.stm

In a month it wasted 800,000 litres of water.

He did it to highlight water wastage.

I don't agree with paedophilia, but do I demonstrate my unease by buggering five year olds?

Twunt...

"A US computer analyst has been told he can buy the work for £1,500 - despite the fact the artist used the gallery's own sink and taps."

.. with balls!
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 14:57, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Twuntasaurus
I used to work for a large electrical retailer some years back and once had an argument with the assistant manager over the pronunciation of “Toys R Us”.

He was completely convinced it should be “Toysaurus”.

Just before Christmas I was at the g/f’s running club festive do. Cards and present were being handed round and one of the members pipes up with “Ooh, it’s just like Christmas!”
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 13:51, More)

» Pure Ignorance

sea twunt
Used to work with an utter knob called Rob. Rob the knob. He had two leaving dos in the time I worked with him. At the first we made him cry and at his second we all went to a different pub whilst he was in the toilet... anyway...

Went to a restaurant with him and a group of ten or so colleagues. Someone orders sea bass.

When the dish is brought to the table, Rob issues the immortal, "ah, sea bass is a fish then!"
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 11:05, More)