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» When animals attack...
Goats
Some family friends had a goat,evil looking thing but he just roamed about tied on a long rope. Minding my own business sat on a wall, the fucker decided to get startled at a car and ran past me knocking me off said wall with the rope before coming right back around leaving me on the floor slowly getting strangled. Not the most convincing story to Explain away rope burns around my neck at school the next day.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 18:27, More)
Goats
Some family friends had a goat,evil looking thing but he just roamed about tied on a long rope. Minding my own business sat on a wall, the fucker decided to get startled at a car and ran past me knocking me off said wall with the rope before coming right back around leaving me on the floor slowly getting strangled. Not the most convincing story to Explain away rope burns around my neck at school the next day.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 18:27, More)
» Scars with history
idiot
Ive picked up so many scars, these though are the most stupid:
#1 a 4 inch one on my forehead earned by flying into the toilet wall at school, I was running to help out my mate who had managed to stab himself in the mouth with a pen.
#2 a little one on my left shin I got while I was chopping something with an axe..missed thing, hit leg.
#3 a chunky one on my right shin I got whilst kicking out at some machete wielding spanish chav in malaga.
#4 a perfectly round one on my left hand I did with a cigerette one new years eve in a who can withstand pain competition
#5 a few on a finger after I tried to wash up one of those electric hand blender thingys...while it was still plugged in
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 11:59, More)
idiot
Ive picked up so many scars, these though are the most stupid:
#1 a 4 inch one on my forehead earned by flying into the toilet wall at school, I was running to help out my mate who had managed to stab himself in the mouth with a pen.
#2 a little one on my left shin I got while I was chopping something with an axe..missed thing, hit leg.
#3 a chunky one on my right shin I got whilst kicking out at some machete wielding spanish chav in malaga.
#4 a perfectly round one on my left hand I did with a cigerette one new years eve in a who can withstand pain competition
#5 a few on a finger after I tried to wash up one of those electric hand blender thingys...while it was still plugged in
(Sun 6th Feb 2005, 11:59, More)
» Local Nutters
EE-EE girl
So many oddballs used to come in the shop we owned that we created a set of top trumps based on them. My fave was:
EE-EE girl - very red faced girl who used to terrorise the street for years squealing randomly "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "eeeeeeeeeeee" farting, telling rude jokes that didnt make sense and taping people and herself on her dictophone. Also had an invisible friend named iris who she used to fall out with often. One particular memory i have is of her shouting at some frail old lady " BABIES COME FROM WOMAN'S PUSSYS DON'T THEY!"
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:04, More)
EE-EE girl
So many oddballs used to come in the shop we owned that we created a set of top trumps based on them. My fave was:
EE-EE girl - very red faced girl who used to terrorise the street for years squealing randomly "eeeeeeeeeeeeeee" "eeeeeeeeeeee" farting, telling rude jokes that didnt make sense and taping people and herself on her dictophone. Also had an invisible friend named iris who she used to fall out with often. One particular memory i have is of her shouting at some frail old lady " BABIES COME FROM WOMAN'S PUSSYS DON'T THEY!"
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 16:04, More)